Your Top 5 New Year's Resolutions Brought To You By Paqman&Bull

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1 - Stop posting EVERYTHING on Twitter and Facebook, especially your criminal activities

2 - Don't judge someone for their taste in music since your unabated love for M83 is nothing to be proud of

3 - Keep your vices on lock - moderation is the key to survival

4 - Wear proper attire during the appropriate season. You're not that cool, man, rocking your spring jacket in the dead of winter in Toronto

5 - Read P&B every damn day

BONUS RESOLUTION Sponsored by Drake

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YOLO is the motto

-Paqman